no

*eats spicy doritos*
*complains about how spicy they are*
*continues to eat spicy doritos*

wewhofightmonsters

if you ever feel sad, just remember that the first ever cloned cat in existence

was named copycat

they saw the opportunity and they took it

(via its-really-a-spaceship)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via ven0moth)

merrybenjamas:

sharkrobot:

merrybenjamas:

My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys

as opposed to

because they want to

and by favourite, i mean i hate those guys

Look everyone, a feminist!

This is the first time I’ve been called a feminist I’m a 20 year old man in pyjama pants

(Source: durumu, via naivenomore)

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via madisonthehippie)