laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via just-laugh-a-littlee)

nosdrinker:

*saves sex for marriage without even meaning to*

(via just-laugh-a-littlee)

smilingcurse:

[10:17:38 PM] Cait: Lol omg

[10:17:45 PM] Cait: Brb growing a penis

[10:17:46 PM] Cait: LOL

[10:17:59 PM] Cait: FUCK I CAN’T DELETE MESSAGES ON MY PHONE LOL

[10:18:29 PM] Cait: FUCK FUCK FUCK. LOL

Yup…LOL

iLy Cait<3

OH MY GOD NOOOOO.

smilingcurse:

SECOND PERSON

 Vu Vuong 9:48 pm
    this new girl wants me to skype as i said i wanna hear you sing and she sings but doesnt want to talk…

 Venus Le 9:48 pm
    MOTHER SALAD

 Vu Vuong 9:48 pm
    LOL
    omg
    you gonna need to give him some aloe vera for that burn
    :-D

 Venus Le 9:48 pm
    mother salad

 Vu Vuong 9:49 pm
    lool

 Venus Le 9:49 pm
    MOTHER SALAD

 Vu Vuong 9:49 pm
    her voice is really high pitched…

 Venus Le 9:49 pm
    mother salad

 Vu Vuong 9:50 pm
    potatoe salad

 Venus Le 9:51 pm
    mother salad

Wtf vu. LOL

• odd numbers: i can't even

Someone unfollowed me probably because of the did-yuo-kno thing.
Oh my god lmfao.

I think my favorite blog so far is did-yuo-kno. All the hate it gets because people are stupid and don’t understand sarcasm make me laugh…praise mother salad.

nicoosuxx: